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Official ticket categories
| Ticket | Face value |
|---|---|
| Standard | £20 |
| Premium / Front Stalls | £28 |
| VIP / Meet & Greet | £55 |
Tickets should be listed at or below face value. This is a general admission/theatre event — no official resale restriction beyond standard consumer fair-trading guidelines. VIP and meet & greet packages are non-transferable at some venues; check your ticket terms before listing.
Multiple UK theatres and comedy venues
- Capacity
- Varies by venue (300–2,000 seats)
- Location
- Across the UK
- Getting there
- Varies by venue — check your specific date
High demand fixtures
FAQs
How do I find out which venue my date is at?
Each date is at a different theatre or comedy venue across the UK. Check your ticket confirmation or the official Jazz Emu website for the exact address. When listing or buying here, the venue is shown on each individual listing.
How do I get to the show?
It varies by city! Most venues are in city centres with good public transport links. We'd recommend checking Google Maps for your specific venue — and always easier to get the train than wrestle with parking near a theatre.
What's the show like — is it suitable for all ages?
Jazz Emu does comedy songs and character comedy — smart, silly, and brilliantly crafted. Generally suitable for teens and up, but check the venue's age guidance if you're bringing younger ones along.
What time do doors open?
Typically doors open 45–60 minutes before the show starts. Check your specific venue's details, as times vary. Shows usually run around 60–90 minutes including any interval.
Are VIP / Meet & Greet tickets transferable?
Not always — some venues restrict these packages to the named ticket holder. Double-check the terms on your ticket before listing a VIP package on the exchange.
What's the best way to get tickets if a show is sold out?
List a 'wanted' request here and we'll match you with a genuine fan seller. All tickets are sold at or below face value — no touts, no inflated prices.
Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours Ticket Exchange — Face Value Only
Turnstile Exchange is a free, peer-to-peer ticket matching service built specifically for Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours. Whether you need tickets or have spares to sell, our WhatsApp bot matches buyers with sellers instantly — always at face value, with no touts and no mark-ups. Sellers list at or below what they originally paid; buyers never pay inflated tout prices. The event runs 9 September 2026 – 17 October 2026. Everything happens on WhatsApp: no app to download, no account to create, and no fees or commissions. Just message us, tell us what you need or what you have, and we handle the matching.
How to get Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours tickets on Turnstile
- Message us on WhatsApp — tap the button above or open a chat from this page.
- Tell us what you need or what you're selling — day, quantity, enclosure, or price in plain English.
- We match you instantly — when a buyer and seller align at face value, both parties are notified right away.
About Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours 2026
Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours, running 9 September 2026 – 17 October 2026 at Multiple UK venues. Turnstile Exchange is the dedicated face-value ticket exchange for this event — matching fans who need tickets with fans who have spares, entirely via WhatsApp and completely free to use.